A TF2 Haiku

[Fernin]

Brave little pyro
dream of chaos and fire
The sniper beckons

Charge me now doctor
More rubble, less trouble
Why are we alone

Chase the nemesis
Glory knows no distraction
The cap point falls

I fear no sentry
I am fully charged
STOP JUMPING OH gently caress

Domination comes
This disgrace will not stand
I must switch to spy

[Witchiebunny]

The round has started.
A sentry is going up.
Must watch out for spies.

Oh no; here comes Doom.
I watch the bombs in horror.
I wait to respawn.

I am angry bun.
Time to give what I receive.
Winbombs on the way.

I look for revenge
On the one who goes "Kaboom"
Alas! I'm backstabbed.

I guess I can burn
And I go with flamethrower.
I die. "Boom. Headshot."

Am I so useless?
How can I get my revenge?
I know! Kill strength slaps.

[Marshtomp]

Hey This looks like fun.
I hope i can fit in this.
i fail very bad.





Reviving the old.

[Echoen]

Where is my medic?
He was just here behind me!
OH FUCK YOU ASS SP-

Airblast rocks so hard
Stickies, rockets, go away!
Useless uber, yay!

Stand still for healing
Watch my health bar and uber
Say please and thank you

I'll uber you, go!
Go go go go go go go!
GO GO GO FUCK CRI-

Backstab, Crit rocket,
Winbomb headshot sentry gun
God damn instant kills.

Drinks piss, pees coffee
Point and click adventure game
Bloody rootin' sod.

[DrJones]

What do you say, sandvich?
Kill them all, you say?
Ha-ha! Is good idea!