Silly-ass weaponry

[STrRedWolf]

Once again, my sick demented mind has come up with another hare-brained idea.

May I say, the Rickroll rifle?

In appearance, the Rickroll rifle's weapons shoot a dart with a small tape player that belts out Rick Ashley's "Never Going to Give you up" to the opposing team members, centered on who was shot. It also makes the player vulnerable to friendly fire, because it stops when you ether get a medkit, a medcabinet, or die by any means necessary -- including by the hands of your teammates who are being rickrolled!!!

So, break the rules for the sake of humor. What would be your sickest, stupidest idea for a TF2 weapon?

[Tehrasha]

I like the idea of a weapon that makes the victim so annoying that his own teammates will kill him.
It would have to be a one-shot item like the baseball that would not return till the previous one was extinguished.
I dont want to think of the horror if it were a rapid fire weapon. Having a possible 24 ppl so armed is frightening enough.

[Kyle]

Perhaps an alternative to the Sandman which, when stunned, reduces the player's video settings until they respawn. When hit multiple times, it degrades further, until they have distance fog 5 feet in front of them. Another possibility would be a baseball that reduces your framerate when you get stunned, all the way down to 1FPS.

[Sultry Skunk]

[Kyle]

Haha, that's probably what I was thinking of. You rarely get close enough to punch someone in multiplayer, though.

[Darkfire27]

I want the heavy to get gloves that produce falcon punches

[Ezra]

I want to be able to throw weapons. Can't pick up another, save at the cabinet.

For silliness: Pyro + Burning Hands.
...though Medics with an unarmed melee that gives "examinations" would be terrifying.

[skunkfox]

[Tehrasha]

How about a silly-ass map?

[STrRedWolf]