Things you learn from TF2

[Helios]

Things you learn from TF2, at least from this server.

Winbombs are contagious.

Witchie, Doom, and Nikotaka like sticky things.

Helios is a bad person for constant panda-killing.

Sentries can and may be stabbed.

Aliure likes to put a smile on that face.

People do not respect snipers, and often react with "restrained jubilation" when killing one, despite the fact that a good headshot can mean the difference between winning or loosing a match. Despite that the hatred for snipers continues, which at times can make an entire team look incredibly ungrateful, and make this poor phoenix feel a bit unloved.

Voicechat can and WILL affect your gameplay, unless you ignore it unless it applies to you.

Everyone loves FAT-BLU.

The Heavy loves his Sandvich, even more than FAT-BLU.

Everyone loves Stray, except for Helios.

Helios loves herms, he really does. But when he's kicked off a team for not being a herm, it's time for a little of the ol' Chop-Chop.

Nikky has a good singing voice.

Distraction sprays are provided by Nikky and Witchie, and work very well.

Endeavour3d will scream 90% of the time when he's killed, and 100% of the time when he's killed by a sniper.

2fort and Badlands don't get no respect.

Helios has a terrible Aussie accent, though he is working on it.

People love to talk over each other and/or scream into their mics.

When something causes Helios to get really intense with his sniping skills, he forgoes all relationships he has with anyone on the other team, who become a bunch of moving targets. Best keep yer head down mates!

Helios loves sharing a sniper nest with Witchie.

And last but not least:

Endeavour3d is a closet furry

[Jake Monroe]

[Arcalane]

[Endeavour3d]

[Helios]

XDDD that's the EXACT same angry face I make!

Endy is this making you mad? If it is I'll stop babe X3

[Witchiebunny]

I have learned that:

When Doom turns 21, I need to take him to Vegas to see if his Luck in TF2 will hold up at a Blackjack Table.

Nikky's distraction sprays *will* get you sniped

A song needs to be made from Endeavour3d's cries of "PENIS!" when he dies

A song has already been made from Mortician's cries of "God Damn it!" when he dies.

A song is likely to be made from my cries of "FUCK YOU [insert name here]" when I die.

Helios is a paranoid Sniper and hard to sneak up upon with a flamethrower.

Redeye is an even *more* paranoid Sniper...especially after he's killed me a few times.

That an enemy spy will disguise as me, as often as not...and as the wrong class.

Rum truly does dislike stickybombs blowing up his buildings.

Rum is also very very good at burning those responsible for the destruction of said buildings.

Team Herm is made of win, until Doom joins the other team.

That everything is "In your Pants."

Jimmy, while awesome to play with, is LOUD.

Ailure needs to find another sound clip to play after killing me.

You can still trick pubfags with the "Press F10 to win!" jokes..

Ragequitting is a better option than attempting to beat ones monitor to death.

[Arcalane]

[Witchiebunny]

[RumRunner]

[Jake Monroe]