Things you learn from TF2
by Helios » Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:27 am
Some other things I learned:
Heavies love fingering each other.
When yer an Ubered medic, and yer in front of the enemy, TAUNT IMMEDIATELY.
Natascha is a cheating slut minigun.
Endevaour3d wants to combine the urinal with the water fountain.
The Combine somehow exist in 1968.
The concept of a mute button is a shock to some people.
If a payload map has a lame boom, it's not worth playing.
Nobody loves birdies. ;v;
Mirri has the biggest cock I've seen, and the SECOND biggest boobs.
The force of a rocket taking off can suck people in (that part is true actually).
The announcer is a lesbian.
The announcer is Romanian.
The announcer's name is Natalya.
It's hard to stop a train.
Despite the fact that the train's presence is announced with a series of bells and flashing lights, people are STILL run over by it.
Black Mesa also exists in 1968.
The engineer is a fan of Wilco.
Engineer is credit to team!
AFK people are NOT credit to team!
Helios needs to learn his right from his left.
No scopes are fun.
SMG clips full of crit bullets are credit to team!
And finally:
A lil' of the ol' Chop-Chop can make girls and fix herms ;p
Heavies love fingering each other.
When yer an Ubered medic, and yer in front of the enemy, TAUNT IMMEDIATELY.
Natascha is a cheating slut minigun.
Endevaour3d wants to combine the urinal with the water fountain.
The Combine somehow exist in 1968.
The concept of a mute button is a shock to some people.
If a payload map has a lame boom, it's not worth playing.
Nobody loves birdies. ;v;
Mirri has the biggest cock I've seen, and the SECOND biggest boobs.
The force of a rocket taking off can suck people in (that part is true actually).
The announcer is a lesbian.
The announcer is Romanian.
The announcer's name is Natalya.
It's hard to stop a train.
Despite the fact that the train's presence is announced with a series of bells and flashing lights, people are STILL run over by it.
Black Mesa also exists in 1968.
The engineer is a fan of Wilco.
Engineer is credit to team!
AFK people are NOT credit to team!
Helios needs to learn his right from his left.
No scopes are fun.
SMG clips full of crit bullets are credit to team!
And finally:
A lil' of the ol' Chop-Chop can make girls and fix herms ;p
I do not pray for an easy life. I pray to be a stronger bird.
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by Cpt. Nuke » Mon Sep 01, 2008 6:32 pm
The engineer built a time machine.
Mortician sounds funny when pitch-shifted.
Doom's electronics don't take kindly to electrical storms (LOLOL LIGHTNING IN THE HOUSE)
Electrical companies hate Doom's winbombs, so they turn off power to his house
Staring for prolonged periods of time at distraction sprays often result in your brains being blown out
The announcer is indeed a lesbian (six-TY NINE HAHAHhahahahaha)
AFKS are not credit to team!
Too many snipers are not credit to team!
Winbombs are not credit to me!
The spy's penis is the size of a toothpick
The spy really likes raping heavies
It is really satisfying to kill someone and them hear them scream "GOD DAMNIT NUKE!" into their microphone.
Some pubfags really do believe the "F10 to whatever" trick. It actually sometimes works.
Doom laughs like a spy
There are girls on the internet.
Sandvich is credit to heavy!
The heavy likes punch out.
Jimmy is funnier when drunk. Then again, he's always drunk when he plays TF2.
Witchie and Velox don't mix.
Spawncamping and Witchie don't mix.
God and penis do somehow have a place in the same sentence.
Everyone HATES pyros.
Pyros hate everyone.
Therefore pyros are emo.
Mortician sounds funny when pitch-shifted.
Doom's electronics don't take kindly to electrical storms (LOLOL LIGHTNING IN THE HOUSE)
Electrical companies hate Doom's winbombs, so they turn off power to his house
Staring for prolonged periods of time at distraction sprays often result in your brains being blown out
The announcer is indeed a lesbian (six-TY NINE HAHAHhahahahaha)
AFKS are not credit to team!
Too many snipers are not credit to team!
Winbombs are not credit to me!
The spy's penis is the size of a toothpick
The spy really likes raping heavies
It is really satisfying to kill someone and them hear them scream "GOD DAMNIT NUKE!" into their microphone.
Some pubfags really do believe the "F10 to whatever" trick. It actually sometimes works.
Doom laughs like a spy
There are girls on the internet.
Sandvich is credit to heavy!
The heavy likes punch out.
Jimmy is funnier when drunk. Then again, he's always drunk when he plays TF2.
Witchie and Velox don't mix.
Spawncamping and Witchie don't mix.
God and penis do somehow have a place in the same sentence.
Everyone HATES pyros.
Pyros hate everyone.
Therefore pyros are emo.
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by Arcalane » Tue Sep 02, 2008 11:55 am
What I Learnt Yesterday;
Death-by-Slap can earn someone a revenge, and by that logic, also earn domination. Must test.
Beacons are teamcoloured. This is kinda nifty.
The @aim target identifer is horribly broken and makes the server crash.
Death-by-Slap can earn someone a revenge, and by that logic, also earn domination. Must test.
Beacons are teamcoloured. This is kinda nifty.
The @aim target identifer is horribly broken and makes the server crash.
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by EuroVen » Tue Sep 02, 2008 10:22 pm
Red Eye is paranoid after one backstab.
Doom has honor to let some finish their taunt before death infront of him when they know they are going to die.
Spy crab is credit to capturing point.
Strider_orion's rage is extremely hilarious.
Doom has honor to let some finish their taunt before death infront of him when they know they are going to die.
Spy crab is credit to capturing point.
Strider_orion's rage is extremely hilarious.
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by RedEye[TKC] » Wed Sep 03, 2008 6:44 pm
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