Sultry Skunks Den of Sex, Sin, and Headwear Transference

[Sultry Skunk]

Have:
http://www.tf2items.com/profiles/76561197962175350

I HAVE AN UNUSUAL CAPOTAIN! IT GLOWS PURPLE! Will trade One Usual for an Unusual or 1 Hat I want Plus random hat or crate. Other offers will be considered.
Also, I have a few Random Level vintage items some folk might want. They are up for trade.

Want:
Ze Goggles
Sergeants Drill Hat
Brigade Helm

WILL NOT TRADE!!!:
Texas Ten Gallon
Worms Helm
Bill's Beret

Well also give you sexy dances for those hats. Or even if you're nice enough, a good tongue lashing in your unspeakable areas. Nothing is too extreme for me! ;D

[NikkyVix]

Salacious skunks in skimpy skirts stirr some sizzling sights, says I...

I shall toss you a Hound Dog for that extra GRU you've got, if you're interested. :3

[Zareth]

You want my kabuto for that unusual demoman hat? =3

[Sultry Skunk]

Done assuming I can get online. A dust storm came through and now I can't really connect. As for the Unusual Demo hat, you'll need to add something else to that. It glows purple!

[Purplecat]

Someone on the steam forums calculated that you need to open 30 crates to have a 50% chance for at least getting one unusual hat. So they're that rare!

[Sultry Skunk]

UPDARTED! :3

[Caps]

hey what do you want for that hound dog?

http://www.tf2items.com/id/bamesjon

[Sultry Skunk]

[Caps]