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[Jake Monroe]

Mazakura > its ok guys i just bought a new computer for this terrible game
DarkBloodRain > Don't call Eve terrible ever again
Cain Vampyr > Oo
Riknas Sarn > Hrm...I'm noticing a tad bit of sarcasm in Mazakura's voice...
DarkBloodRain > It's too late for me to notice subtle hints of sarcasm |D
Pollip > /emote pats Eve. There there, it's only words
NobodyHolme > /emote beats eve with sticks and stones
Mazakura > when is walking in stations anyhow?
DarkBloodRain > :3
DarkBloodRain > /emote huggles ships
HiRider > EVE SUCKS MAJOR something I lost my train of though
Mazakura > when are the planets going to be colored?
Riknas Sarn > ARound the same time you stop bitching.
NobodyHolme > /emote snuggles his pod
HiRider > when they invent giant paintbrushes
Mazakura > !
Riknas Sarn > Your cruel words break CCP's train of thought
HiRider > either that,. or the wormholes link to the Spore universe
DarkBloodRain > tech 3 paintbrushes
Cain Vampyr > now ther's a terrefying scenarium
Cain Vampyr > eve and spore.... together.....
DarkBloodRain > Eve and spore collaboration!
Cain Vampyr > .... trading... "spores"
DarkBloodRain > The spice must flow |D
NobodyHolme > my spore race would be horribly owned in the head and enslaved by the amarr
Riknas Sarn > o?
Kinvaryn > my spore race eats itself.
Kinvaryn > it's the only way to win
Riknas Sarn > You may be onto something there.
Kinvaryn > you never know
Cain Vampyr > jove would take over spore universe and rewrite his own history
Riknas Sarn > Jove is a race, not a person.
Kinvaryn > the jove would take on a single mind
NobodyHolme > THATS WHAT YOU THINK!!!!!!111one
Cain Vampyr > jove as a race would take over spore....
Kinvaryn > hive mentality
Kinvaryn > and it would be male, because it's already been said as "his"
Kinvaryn > then again though, jove don't have genders
Cain Vampyr > i'm also not of native english language and it's past 2 am in here lol
Kinvaryn > woot
Kinvaryn > score one for the late night
Riknas Sarn > Well, if I recall correctly, the Jovians have become mono-gendered due to the fact they played with their DNA like a ball of yarn, so it's "he" for lack of a better word.
Cain Vampyr > wooo hooo
DarkBloodRain > Maybe it?
Kinvaryn > no it
Cain Vampyr > so what do you think the outcome would be when you added a race that played with his own dna like a ball of yarn to a universe of genetic manipulation to godly powers?
NobodyHolme > "Them"
Kinvaryn > it implies amarraians.
Kinvaryn > the jovians are the elusive "they" the "them"
Riknas Sarn > That said, they don't reproduce naturally, they using a fantastic number of cloning tubes.
Kinvaryn > yes
Jack Folstam > they are the men in... black jumpsuits?
DarkBloodRain > nake Sephiroth lookalike babies
Kinvaryn > no
Kinvaryn > black leotards
Cain Vampyr > /emote ponders for a bit regarding joves abcence of sex
DarkBloodRain > D:
Kinvaryn > it's why i'm proud to be minmatar
Kinvaryn > i still make sex.
DarkBloodRain > maybe they have sex pills
Kinvaryn > yes
Kinvaryn > you take the pill you think you're being laid.
Cain Vampyr > i was thinking.... they kind of follow perfection right~?
NobodyHolme > /emote smells a barbarella moment
Cain Vampyr > improving their bodys the best they can....
Cain Vampyr > so they all shemales!
Kinvaryn > viagra.
Cain Vampyr > taking the best of bouth sexes!
Cain Vampyr > -.-
Cain Vampyr > ok i need sleep my mind is becoming to distorted for my own taste
Kinvaryn > you never know.
HiRider > Jove are Herms?
Alessia CSA > Not surprised.
Riknas Sarn > Point is, jovians=tube babies. Highly intelligent, remarkably short. Suffer from a lack of true emotion and feelings these days. They also suffer from the Jovemind, causing them to die due to an utter lack of care for their own existence, leaving them
Pollip > makes you wonder, where would the worst of the to sexes end up?
Kinvaryn > next you'll be saying thhey have tentacles
Riknas Sarn > in a reproductive strait jacket.
Kinvaryn > there's this creature
Riknas Sarn > Which is the rationale why they still haven't taken over the entire damn universe.
Kinvaryn > it's completely consumed by the urge to kill
Riknas Sarn > ....Humans?
Kinvaryn > manbearpig
Riknas Sarn > Darn.
Cain Vampyr > maybe the jove empire has allready taped into spore universe....
DarkBloodRain > they might have tentacles if they like
Alessia CSA > Seeing as how sex is not reproduction for them, I would expect they would do it more often since there is no emotional or societal problems.
HiRider > maybe they created spore
DarkBloodRain > or wings, tails, horns... a cosplayer's heaven
Riknas Sarn > They play around with the creature creator a lot, but not much else.
DarkBloodRain > lol
Cain Vampyr > lol
Kinvaryn > yeah
Kinvaryn > like me.
Riknas Sarn > Alessia, the issue is that with their lack of emotions, there's no real feeling to be had having sex anyways, and they -are- mono-gendered at this point.
Kinvaryn > i love the creature editor... so fun. i made a flying ark too, for the space age.
Kinvaryn > i always thought wood would be the best spaceship material.
Kinvaryn > so it's like
Kinvaryn > imagine no protruding obstacles to bellyflops on solid ground...
Alessia CSA > Wood spaceship: only good for reentry once.
Kinvaryn > yes.
Kinvaryn > wear your asbestos underwear.
Louella Dougans > you'd have a doodad though
Alessia CSA > Unless you have enough engine power to back in slowly.
Kinvaryn > beep... beep... beeep... beeep.
Louella Dougans > like how all those things with the external ordnance manage to enter atmosphere
NobodyHolme > "This ark is reversing"
Kinvaryn > gotta use your flashers too, according to atmosphere backup traffic laws
Kinvaryn > please step away from the ark
NobodyHolme > Step away from the ark and put down the 1400mm Artillery
Cain Vampyr > /emote nearly feel aleep for a second there
Cain Vampyr > ok think it's time to hit the bed
Kinvaryn > no it isnt
Cain Vampyr > cya everyone
Kinvaryn > quit crying, tough up.
Kinvaryn > it's your watch. this boat hits a reef, i'm taking the damages outta your share.
Kinvaryn > we're not exxon here. no st joe commin outta this...
Cain Vampyr > dont care i will be asleep ence i'll suffer nothing
HiRider > Dark Matter Reefs, Dangerous stuff
Kinvaryn > six months at sea and you're fine walking away without a paycheck?
Cain Vampyr > everyone knows people who are asleep are industructable
Kinvaryn > fine then, take your nap, we'll leave ya at the next port
Cain Vampyr > lol
Cain Vampyr > i'm gone
NobodyHolme > Dark matter *annhiliates a small planet to avoid ranting about its sillyness
HiRider > could be worse, could be dark energy
Kinvaryn > could be dark black
NobodyHolme > /emote stabs people at randm
Kinvaryn > i want neon black
NobodyHolme > /emote learns to spell, then types random correctly
HiRider > Purple Matter
Kinvaryn > flat energy
HiRider > Egg Energy
NobodyHolme > Stealthmode matter.
NobodyHolme > /emote huggles a cosmegg
NobodyHolme > (hur hur, i said smeg, hur hur)
Kinvaryn > OH NO
Kinvaryn > ITS THE DARK MATTER BEAST
Kinvaryn > he just screeched
HiRider > Quick, get a Dark Matter Knight
NobodyHolme > /emote summons the anti-light matter beast to save the day
Kinvaryn > i am anti light beast
NobodyHolme > (light anti-matter, meh
Kinvaryn > the only entity able to damage manbearpig
HiRider > BEARS ARE THE NUMBER ONE THREAT TO EVERYTHING
Crazy Vania > Bear Cavalry is worse
HiRider > or Armored Bears
Pollip > can they not be stopped with honey?
Kinvaryn > the air bears
Kinvaryn > with stealthmode powers



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