I really think...

[Witchiebunny]

That the following chat log from the bisexual gamers group chat speaks for itself:



BananaJane: Hey, doper, I know you.
BananaJane: You're that guy that's married.
BananaJane: How's the wife?
D.O.P.R: The wife is good.
BananaJane: That's good to hear.
D.O.P.R: She's on my right, playing The Sims2.
BananaJane: Did she calm down>
D.O.P.R: She's pleasent and amiable now.
BananaJane: Oh okay.
D.O.P.R: Though that's not in at all times teh same.
BananaJane: She totally freaked out the other day and banned me.
BananaJane: I just worry she'll do the same to you
BananaJane: Are you okay?
D.O.P.R: It would be hard for her to ban me from TF2, but yes, I'm fine.
BananaJane: No, I meant your marriage.
BananaJane: Don't let her ban you from your marriage.
BananaJane is now playing Left 4 Dead. Click here to join.
D.O.P.R: That also would be fairly difficult, and I don't fear it.
BananaJane: Alright, just le me know if she beats you up or something.
BananaJane: Because I know she does.
BananaJane: Lemme know next time it happens.
D.O.P.R: I sure will. Especially since it seems to have effected my memory on the event.
D.O.P.R: Because of all people, I think I would know if I was being beat up - and it hasn't happened yet.
BananaJane: Thanks ^ .^
BananaJane: I like to be trusted.
D.O.P.R: And be sure to let me know the next time you have a Klan meeting - I missed the Klan Master last time.
D.O.P.R: But my aim is improving.
BananaJane: what clan
BananaJane: I don't believe in clans
BananaJane: Well, unless they don't need a tag
BananaJane: or a change of avatar.
D.O.P.R: Perhaps it was out of context, but I recall you mentioning to a mutual aquaintene that he should be "picking cotton" with certain, generally unsuited, parts of his anatomy.
BananaJane: I have no idea what you're talking about.
D.O.P.R: I see. In any event, Witchie says: "Hi".
BananaJane: Tell her I said hi
D.O.P.R: The direct quote was longer, but I abreviated it to that for the sake of others present.
BananaJane: Can you ask her why her and aliure ignore me
D.O.P.R: Possibly because of certain comments you made in chat which directly contridicted what was witnessed in game - but moreso, once a person has been banned, they are usually banned for good, which also includes a cutoff of contact.
BananaJane: Well that's a fucking childish reason to not talk to someone
BananaJane: I'm banned from the server, not from talking to her
D.O.P.R: In any event, though I can't speak for Ailure, Witchie hasn't had the desire to talk to you, as far as I can tell.
D.O.P.R: Not that I recall you too talking much before that incident.
BananaJane: I don't remember talking to her ever, really.
BananaJane: why didn't she say so before
D.O.P.R: Why didn't she say what?
BananaJane: That she never wanted to talk to me for the last 9 months
BananaJane: Apparently ailure too
D.O.P.R: I don't they did. Though again, I can't speak for them, you likely didn't stand out at all until certain comments you made resulted in your being banned.
D.O.P.R: Sorry about my typoes, my keyboard is going out and it sometimes blinks out for a moment, which results in some of my words getting eaten.
BananaJane: Yeah, I remember now.
BananaJane: She banned me because she was black
BananaJane: I tried framing doom and she's friends with doom, anyway
BananaJane: Just be careful.
BananaJane: I don't know how psychotic she is in real life, but I don't want you getting murdered over some shit like this.
D.O.P.R: Yeah, that would seem to be good reasons to be baned.
D.O.P.R: >banned
BananaJane: Yeah, that's what I was trying for.
BananaJane: I guess I should have planned ahead and checked what classes my friends played.
D.O.P.R: Then it seems everyone got what they wanted. You got banned, and te TFP got rid of a bigot. I don't see a problem.
BananaJane: Yeah, but then they stopped talking to me.
BananaJane: I didn't know they played demo.
BananaJane: if I had known I'd have done somthing else
D.O.P.R: Be that as it may, it seems as if it worked out well enough for all involved.
BananaJane: That's not good.
D.O.P.R: How so?
BananaJane: If I had known they were admins and still let doom play on their server, I'd never have talked to them again.
D.O.P.R: Now again, that issue is solved - you don't have to worry about talking to them ever again.
BananaJane: Yeah, but I was hoping to convince them to become good people
D.O.P.R: From my own intimate experiance with Witchie, I can put your mind at ease in her case - she is "good people".
BananaJane: Okay, I'll trust you on that.
D.O.P.R: No worries.
BananaJane: I'm just cautious from my experience with being in love with someone psychotic
D.O.P.R: I've been around long enough (and on the internet long enoguh) to have a great deal of experiance of my own with "pschotics" and other such disruptive people.
BananaJane: The internet and real life are different things.
BananaJane: Sorry, I just stress about people I care about.
D.O.P.R: True, but then, there are diffearant kinds of psycotics.
BananaJane: Yeah, but like witchie.
BananaJane: Did she ever try to kill you when you were sleeping
BananaJane: She freaks out the exact same precise way my ex did
D.O.P.R: If she did, I wouldn't know because I was asleep. And since I'm alive, it would reason that she hasn't.
D.O.P.R: Either that, or she isn't very good at killing a sleeping man.
BananaJane: She's not the one to decide that
BananaJane: They don't think clearly until you snap them out of it\
D.O.P.R: Well, if one of these days I wake up and find myself dead, then I'll be sure to keep her on the suspect list.
BananaJane: You do that.
BananaJane: You'll probably regret not believing me once that happens
D.O.P.R: No worries.
BananaJane: Okay ^ .^
BananaJane: Just don't think I hate you
BananaJane: That'd be the last thing I'd want
D.O.P.R: Concidering this is the first time we've talked, I haven't had the opertunity to hate you yet.
D.O.P.R: At least, not legitimately.
BananaJane: I talked to you once.

[NikkyVix]

*snerkgiggle*

Ahhh me. We have crazies on the 'net far and wide. And what some will do to act out for attention can really be comedic gold.

[Arcalane]

Dude's a complete nutjob. At first I thought it was just an immature little one-sided feud but apparently not. Guess someone's got some serious issues.

[Mortician175]

i lawled, nuff said.

[DavidNewt]

I'm trying to think of something funny.

.......

....not anything that can't be expressed without an image macro.

[Fenriswulfdemon]

xD wat tha hell?

I lol'ed

[Dark Lucario]

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[Purplecat]

...at least he seems to remember me.

>_>

[Jinx]

[Rimsa]

way to cause drama, witchie.
you're doing it worse than she is.