Omegle Party 11/17/2010

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Postby Zate » Wed Nov 17, 2010 11:03 pm

Stranger: Hello.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


What is WITH these peoples?
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Postby Zate » Wed Nov 17, 2010 11:06 pm

Stranger: hello
You: Hi.
Stranger: girl?
You: No.
You: You?
Stranger: yes
You: Cool.
You: So what's that like?
Stranger: its alright
You: Ah.
Stranger: anywho
Stranger: ..
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Postby Fillin » Wed Nov 17, 2010 11:10 pm

Stranger: hey =)
You: Hey, did you hear about the word?
Stranger: what word?
You: Wella the bird bird bird, the bird is the word!
Stranger: the bird!
You: Don't you know about the word?
You: WELL EVERYONE KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD!
Stranger: ..couldn't it be that the word is the bird?
You: ... I never thought about it that way.
You: My life has changed forever.
Stranger: ..
Stranger: this moment in eternity
You: This moment shall be known as the turning point of the galaxy.
You: Things can only get better from here.
Stranger: of the universe!
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Postby Helios » Thu Nov 18, 2010 5:56 pm

Okay time to post mine.

The Heavy's first chat
Stranger: hi m or f
You: I am Heavy Weapons Guy. And THIS is my Omegle Chat.
Stranger: hi do u have anypics of naked girls u can send me
You: WHAT SICK MAN SEND BABY TO CHAT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


The Scout and the girl from the alley
Stranger: Hey!
You: Yo what's up?
Stranger: Nothin' much!
Stranger: How about you?
You: Ey, same here.
Stranger: Oh. xDD How are you?
You: Alright, I feel good.
Stranger: Why?
You: Whasamatta you freakin stupid?
Stranger: No.
You: Startin to bore me how much you suck.
You: Would you look at you? I MEAN LOOK AT YOU
Stranger: Wow, you seemed pretty nice at the start of the conversation, but now.. -_-
You: Oh what you gonna cry? You gonna cry now?
Stranger: Yup. 8D
You: Yeah rage quit, I dare ya! C'mon make us both happy!
Stranger: Nope, I'm not gonna do it.
You: Still think you're funny, funny man?
Stranger: I am not a man. And I am not funny. :D
You: Yeah why don't you come over and say that to my face, tough guy?
Stranger: No thanks, but thanks for the offer.
Stranger: Bye, I have to meet a guy in a dark alley in 5 minutes! Bye!


The Scout and the unknowing man
Stranger: WHAT IS AIR?
You: Whasamatta you freakin stupid?


The Heavy and the uninterested pervert
Stranger: hi
Stranger: male here
Stranger: u?
You: I am Heavy Weapons Guy. And THIS is my Omegle chat.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


The Heavy and the Whacky Terrorist
Stranger: i am jizlam
You: I am Heavy Weapons Guy. And THIS is my Omegle chat.
Stranger: dude thats cool
Stranger: what kind of weaopns do you have iam terorist
You: My minigun weighs 150 kilograms and fires custom made $200 cartidges at 10,000 rounds per minute.
You: It costs $400,000 to fire my weapon
You: For 12 seconds
Stranger: oh my allah
Stranger: my family makes 450 dollars a year
You: Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe.
You: I've yet to meet one who can outsmart boolet.
Stranger: i am a wise man. i have studies in western universities
Stranger: but i can no longer pilot helicopters
You: Is not possible!
Stranger: i wish you many pork and alcohols kafir war man
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


The Scout and the President
Stranger: hiii
Stranger: sexy
Stranger: mor f
You: Uhh I don't even know where to start with you, I mean do you even know who you're talkin to?
You: Do you have any idea, any idea who I am?
Stranger: sorry who r u?
You: Basically, kind of a big deal
Stranger: iam president of usa
You: You listenin?
You: Grass Grows, Birds Fly, Sun Shines, and brotha? I hurt people.
Stranger: no ipresident of usa
You: I'm a force-a-nature!
Stranger: mor f
You: If you were from where I was from, you'd be fuckin dead!
Stranger: i want to fuck u
You: Would you look at you? I mean LOOK at you!
You: Next time eat a salad! You dumb bib-wearin dope!
Stranger: fuck u
You: Yeah why don't you come over and say that to my face tough guy?
Stranger: ar u mad
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


And finally, the two Pyros who met on Omegle.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hudda!
Stranger: HUZZA!1
You: HuddaHuddaHudda!
Stranger: huzzahuzzahuzza!
You: Mmphpry!
Stranger: humpfry!
You: Ow dow how dow
Stranger: bow dow how
You: Mmph mphna mprh!
Stranger: humpf narmpf hampf
You: Mmphn Nhya!
Stranger: hah! nyarr!
You: Mmphn frphha herrpha
Stranger: huzarmpfh!!
You: Mmmmmmmrrrrrrrpppghhh!
Stranger: HHHHMMMPFFF!!!
You: Mmmphya harrgh mrgha hrghgph!
Stranger: *rips off the duct tape*
what the fuck is happening?!
You: Hurrururururu!
Stranger: *puts it back on*
Stranger: khe khe khe khe
You: Mrh! hrt hr nha phrnt yrh mrprph!
Stranger: mfhr?
You: Mrfer!
Stranger: moooooorrrhhz
Stranger: hor hor hor hor!
You: Mmmmmmmrrrrrrrpppghhh!
Stranger: tro
You: Mmphpry!
Stranger: mfor mfe?
You: Mhhhhoooooo!
Stranger: khe khe khe
You: Egh yrgh mghma!
Stranger: asdf
You: Mrghfrr!
Stranger: LOL humprfoor!!
You: Wrmphlrgrh, Mrpha!
Stranger: :(
You: Mmmrpgh crpyha drghya!
Stranger: ;(
You: Mmmh, Mmmh!
Stranger: D:
You: Mmmrgh!
Stranger: X.X
You: Murr hurr mphuphurrur, hurr mph phrr.
Stranger: purr purrr
You: Fank you
Stranger: you are welcome
You: Gho gho gho!
Stranger: harr harr harr!!
You: Oove! Oove up! Oove up!
Stranger: up?!
You: Ooh the leff!
Stranger: ho hoo!
You: OOoh la ruuh
Stranger: hurraahh!1
You: Khamahh!
Stranger: jotto
You: Ah hyro ifva phy!
Stranger: loool! jotto league hardro humpf!
You: Sphenty ahefv!
Stranger: hurr derp
You: Phudda teddapudda heah!
Stranger: eh I got bored
You: Eeuaghafvada...
Stranger: Im sorry :(
You: (It's okay, I was running out of lines. You've just been the victim of a Team Fortress 2 trolling)
Stranger: no Idea how that was trolling but sweet
You: I must be off now, good luck on this site
You: Fhanks a lah!
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: huzza!
I do not pray for an easy life. I pray to be a stronger bird.
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