Weekend Update!

[Helios]

http://www.teamfortress.com/war/part3/index.htm

And srsly, Saxton Hale for President.

[Mr. Munchlax]

I'd vote for him!

[Sarki]

http://www.teamfortress.com/war/saxtonhale/02.htm

Saxton Hale's chest hair is shaped like Australia! xD

[Arcalane]

In addition, I believe http://www.teamfortress.com/war/saxtonhale/poopyjoe.htm may be hinting at unlocks for the classes, as impractical as they might be;

Giant Sword - Demoman. Either a honkin' great two-handed claymore, or the smaller basket-hilt broadsword type claymores.

Pick Axe - Soldier. Doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure this one out, right?

Also;

Gorilla Mask - Craftable Hat?

Bugle - New Taunt?

[FerretParade]

Who's going to be the bigger man here and buy Florida? This includes Jinx.

[STrRedWolf]

I'm with Arcalane on this one. The Pick Axe would be a logical choice for the Soldier, although we'd have to reach into the Demoman's Scottish ancestry in order to go for the sword.

The bugle would most definitely be a Soldier taunt, although the song that would be played we'd have to check into. How much of a heart attack would you have with the Soldier playing LOUDLY IN YOUR EAR THE FIRST WAKE-UP CALL OF THE DAY!

That said, I cannot agree with Saxon Hale being US President. First, he's more productive as head of Mann Co. Second, he's Austrailian, and if you remember the US Consitution requires a President to be a native-born citizen!

[Sekh765]

Pick-axe.

Engineer melee unlock, to go with mining light.

Nuff said.

[Arcalane]

[Sekh765]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO! VALVE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!

*waves his soldier flag weakly*

Must...resist....desire to join the demoman club and run around choppin' bitches heads off...

THE LURE! IT IS SO STRONG!

[Sekh765]

Oh right, figured I'd throw this here.

So, Dillo, John the Dragon and I did some delving. Probably thinking to far in but...heres the paste.


[KRTZ] Sekh765: in the engi pic, theres the pic of the rocket launcher in the bottom left, and a bigger rocket launcher with an aiming sight next to it. and in the new demo man pic, the solder in the top left has a shoulder pad and a rocket launcher with an aiming sight on it
[KRTZ] Sekh765: http://www.teamfortress.com/war/part3/
[KRTZ] Sekh765: check it out
[KRTZ] Sekh765: see the rocket launcher with the arrow from "science"
[KRTZ] Sekh765: look to the right
[KRTZ] Sekh765: see the sight on the top?
[KRTZ] Sekh765: http://www.teamfortress.com/war/part4/
[KRTZ] Sekh765: look at the shadowy soldier on the left
[KRTZ] Sekh765: see the same looking sight in the far left?
[KRTZ] Sekh765: its on a rocket launcher with a funny lookin shoulder pad