"I HATE <insert rage here>!"

[NikkyVix]

And now, a social experiment! It's time to channel your inner-Francis:

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TELL US WHAT YOU HATE

Got a gripe about situations or occurrences in Team Fortress 2 or Left 4 Dead? Do you hate unfair RED spawn times, or being given a shit Infected class that doesn't fit the situation, or people Steamchatting in the Spawn while you're trying to attack, or the scoring system for Left 4 Dead, or perhaps the particular shade of periwinkle in the Alpine template's sky? Vent your spleen about it, and we'll see who feels the same way.

However.

Do avoid abusive ranting about specific people and/or places.
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I HATE FALSE CRITSHOT!

Seriously. You're a Heavy on a killing spree and all of a sudden you start pissing team-colored laser beams. You're all like "Oh fuck yes, you're all screwed now! Even you suckers at long-distance!'" And as those bolts burrow into your enemy's flesh with the promise of swift critical death....there's no ringing bells or the telltale ghostmark of 'CRITICAL HIT', and no immediate death. It makes me snarl every time it happens, especially when I'm facing down another Heavy..and ESPECIALLY when I die while fake-critting.

It makes me feel like I'm shooting blanks. ;.;

[Helios]

I Hate Witches

I Hate Tanks

I Hate RED

I Hate Winbombs

I Hate broken HUD's

I Hate Granary

I Hate Spies

I Hate Badlands

I Hate Zoey

I Hate Boomers

I Hate Smokers

I Hate Sentries

I Hate Baseballs

I Hate Sasha

I Hate Natascha

I Hate Random Crits

I Hate Fake Crits

I Hate 20 Second Respawns

I Hate that Church Guy

I Hate Lagouts

I Hate FPS Lag

<Helios is there anything you DON'T hate?>

I don't hate Vixens ^v^

[pablofiasco]

i hate really good snipers

you know the type, the ones that the second you begin to turn the corner BAM headshot, every freakin time.
sometimes you havent even begun to turn the corner and youve been headshooted.
and to make it worse you cant backstab them half the time becuase they just Have to snipe from teh safety of the Freaking spawn, so the only hope of actually doing anything anywhere NEAR thier LOS is either random lucky critrockets or a friendly sniper

[Doom]

I hate bad Demomen;
blindly shooting stickies and forgetting about your pipes does not make you good.

I hate Engineers;
who do nothing but masturbate behind their sentries with a wrench.

I hate overtly good Snipers;
Who do nothing but play a point and click adventure game, even up at short-range.

I hate spray and pray Pyros;
Holding down mouse1 shouldn't be able to counter spies to a full extent.

I hate client-side bullet detection.
Yay! I got behind that wall from the heavy... oh wait no I didn't.

I hate random latency spikes;
Woo! Uberchararararar..ar..ar..arge.... look I'm dead now.

I hate dying less than 30 seconds from my spawn.
Only to wait and do it all over again.

I hate facestabs.
A backstab is fine, so is a sidestab. When I can see the bloody-fucking whites of your eyes, you don't deserve the instant kill.

[Purplecat]

I hate bad pyros who randomly sprays around and still manages to kill people.

...luckily, they're really easy to counter with the soldier class (or Demoman if they're incompetent enough) but it makes playing Spy a pain. :/

[Jinx]

I HATE LADDERS (In L4D)

No other plague upon humanity evokes such dread as a ladder. In a best case scenario you're still going to be taking some damage and at worst it spells disaster for your whole team. And this twisted device thinks that it can make up for its gratuitous bloodshed by forcing copulation in campaign mode? When will the madness end!?

Below: one of these infernal contraptions locking Witchiebunny and Dark Lucario in a "close" embrace.

[Purplecat]

There's actually a good reason why Valve isn't using ladders in TF2, despite that TF2 supports ladders... they're annoying to handle in a fastpaced game.

L4D is the only Valve FPS game where climbing ladders makes you unarmed too... so.

[Mr. Munchlax]

Obviously, you've never played Day of Defeat Source.

Edit: Finally thought of something I hate.
I hate wimpy medics who think the person they're healing is an escort service for them. Medics can hold their own in a fight, at least I can when I'm a medic.
I also hate medics who only stick to one person. The role of the medic is to heal the entire team.

[Fenriswulfdemon]

I HATE PYROS. I HATE THEM WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING.

[NikkyVix]